thought i'd share: Religious humour

I got these from a forwarded email, must I say, these churches in the US and the UK have gone the extra mile to attract back the young people back to church. And I salute them, because these are really creative!

Amen! :)

Haha.

Hey, I would want an everlasting life!

and #1 You've-got-to-really-say-Amen-to:

in her shoes

"Reporters are like alligators. you don't have to love them, you don't necessarily have to like them. But you do have to feed them"

-anonymous-
via publicity & media relations lecture


but according to jamie,

"Reporters are like children. you don't have to love them, you don't necessarily have to like them. But you do have to feed them"

=_=;;

the internet party =p

The Internet Party

party attendees: (it's a happening party! lol)

1) google
2) digg
3) paypal
4) ebay
5) amazon (competitor!!)
6) flickr
7) wikipedia (rofl)
8) myspace
9) facebook (*pokes)
10) youtube

many more....

God's too busy, so he made mothers.

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been. It's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"

"Uh," I was thinking quickly, "all moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test, you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in me heart.

***

Seen on a hallmark card: God's too busy at times, that's why he made mothers.

**

Love you mum! xD

oh yeah, since she doesn't read my blog. *rolls eyes* here's something I bought. (read: surprise!) And I don't have pictures of the flowers I sent for her birthday. hhmph.

everyone can be slim!

So, slimming/ thinspiration is in trend (when was it not, anyways?)

Girls as young as 10 years old are concerned about their weight, and I remember at 10, I was oblivious to the issue. I wasn't even competitive ( I mean, all these issues come from, whether am I better off than you etc) .

Everything used to be fine, until you start comparing. *lightning bolt*


Life would be easier:



1) If there weren't much choices, between low fat milk and "fat" milk? or sugar free, cholestrol free etc.

2) If slimming centers stop offering money back guarantee, so that people will realize that this isn't the way to go, and should just hit the park, once and for all.



3) Soda company should stop the whole "diet" concept, because there's no point ordering a large beef hamburger with extra cheese and a "diet soda" to go with it. And yeah, the taste sucks anyway. Bluergh!

4) Yes, no endorsements, please. Stop giving us false hopes, and stop rubbing salt to our wounds that we can never look like those on your ads, yea, it'll work alright, with an impossible fee.

**

I rest my case.

Behind the "glamour"

you've seen the "glamour" side of it.

here's the the latter. xD






the waiting. omg. so malaysian lah, these "stars" are never on time...*


see. see. now only coming. when is it going to be my turn? *




ladies at work. :)



like they say, candids are the best!

turban guy: I polished my leather shoes, make sure you capture the shine, wokay?

beanie guy: aiyoyo..... *



as the after party goes on, we sometimes forget to look sideways...





i noticed them by the kitchen entrance- and that 3rd chef with specs (in the middle) is not bad looking! xD



awww. they're really shy, and really nice... nice fellows! :)


*all the captions above are only for entertainment purpose, to be taken lightly! :)



So, I should have taken more of those "un-glamour" pics- to prove that glamour ends at the end of the night, and behind the facade, we're all normal peeps with a normal job, with normal lives.

Those glamorous people literally live in front of the camera, it's their "job" to look great and awesome. At the end of the day, they're just people with jobs.

But this post serves to remind us, that sometimes we should look sideways, and you might see something interesting along the way.



p/s: Oh yea. I would also like to thank a few people for this wonderful experience. *ahem*

Manager: Yelena (who persuaded me to go for this event)
Wardrobe: Pam (wonderful stylist! Thank you! YOU'RE A LIFE SAVER!)
"Glamour" Entourage: Sara and Nasriq (without you guys, we would be lost! haha)

Kononnya lah, glamour kan? Ish.

once is a coincidence. twice is ....

blog-worthy? :p

the story involves, a cabbie. and a passenger.
no prizes for guessing who's the passenger. like duh!

i have the weirdest encounters esp with our fellow cabbies.
yes, this one too. and it comes with extra services.

now, kids. don't get the wrong idea. :p



cut long story short:-

i usually take the cab from my workplace back to home.
for the past 2 months, never have I gotten the same cab.
maybe i don't keep track of them...

but this particular one, has definitely struck one of my memory cords.



mr cabbie a.k.a palm reader.


being stuck in the cab
with a complete stranger
and if he asks for your palm
well, you're obliged to.

reluctantly, i showed him
and told him my birth date
well, it wouldn't hurt?

although at that time
i admit i was freaking out
but i couldn't do anything
i'm basically stuck in the cab
what if he suddenly go amok?
you wouldn't know.



he told me a few things.
positive. negative. somewhere in between.
about my career. relationship. money. etc.
some are well, generic i would say.


**
the 2nd time.
he didn't recognize me
and asked me again
for my palm and birth date.

i decided to 'test' him
showed him my palm
told him my birth date
and see what he has to say...

*****
he said the same thing.
hmm. consistency.

secretly i was "impressed"?

wait a minute...

***

was he telling the truth?
or does he tell that to every passenger?

***

i'll have to say it makes life more interesting when the world is made up of quirky and eccentric personalities, such as this mr cabbie-palm reader.



i reckon he should advertise himself like this.

p/s: sorry for the sucky photoshop. it's past bedtime. *yawns*