the first wealth is health

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'

"Twenty-six," he said.




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I wish everyone a Happy Chinese New Year and good health all year round!

Cause if you liked it you should have put a ring on it

everyone's talking about Christmas, but really, what is Christmas? the Christmas carols. the food (it still amuses me how Malaysians especially eat turkey on Christmas, take note, we don't really celebrate Thanksgiving, so all the leftovers, please send it here, por favor). oh, don't get me started on the parties. the booze. i for one, don't enjoy drinking, but i enjoy buying booze. like the party i helped my friend organized recently.





i was reading the papers today, written by columnist Kevin Cowherd (Baltimoresun.com) on the complexity people "create" when it comes to the season of enjoyment, on food. One will be allergic to nuts, One is on a strict diet bla bla bla.

Like, seriously, eat, don't ask. Don't be a kill-joy. And I agree. You know what's going to be in that roast meat, beneath all those succulent oh-so-delicious, layers of grease and fat and yes, tons of calories. like you didn't know already.

if you know you have high blood pressure, you have yourself to blame. but of course, the healthy people, moderation is always key.

so, have a merry merry Christmas everyone. Tis' the season to be jolly, tomorrow's looking bleak but don't worry, at least you have turkey leftovers for now. =p ho! ho! ho!