rofls. notting hill-arious. witty!

quotes from notting hill, which i shamelessly ripped off the wikipedia. :p

Anna: You know what they say about men with big feet.

William: No, I don't, actually. What's that?

Anna Scott: Big feet... large shoes.

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Bernie: What's the pay like in movies? I mean. Last movie. How much did you get paid?
Anna: 15 million dollars.
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William: Would you like a cup of tea before you go?
Anna: No.
William: Orange juice? No, probably not... something else cold? Coke? Water? Some disgusting sugary drink pretending to have something to do with fruits of the forest?
Anna: No.
William: Do you... always say no to everything?
Anna: [thinks] No.
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Max: You haven't slept with her, have you?
William: That is a cheap question and the answer is, of course, no comment.
Max: "No comment" means "yes."
William: No it doesn't.
Max: Do you ever masturbate?
William: DEFINITELY no comment.
Max: You see? It means "yes."
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Anna: Can I stay for a while?
William: You can stay forever.
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